What can you say about a race where the man on the top step of the podium says he should have been second, the guy in third says he should have been fourth, and the guy in second freely admits all the drivers have to drive the whole race slowly to conserve tires, which are made to last just a few laps? Shit show comes to mind.
Possibly the most embarrassing GP I can remember for pretty much everyone involved.
Let's go from the beginning
Ferrari: The team took the blame after the race but I suspect Alonso made the call. Dumb idea, maybe understandable from his point of view since he was able to keep Webber at bay with the broken wing but the team could see the state of the car from tv pictures and should have forced him to come in, period. Certainly he would have scored points.
Massa got totally lost in the opening laps, good comeback in the end but P2 to P5 is not good enough.
Mclaren: How a team as good as Mclaren could still botch so many pit stops is a puzzle, too much practice? Shame for Button who had managed to get himself well up in the points.
On the other hand, it would have been a hilarious if they had actually serviced Lewis' Mercedes.
Mercedes: Tell me what difference it would have made if they allowed Rosberg to go through? They would have still brought in both cars. Huge gamble on fuel calculations on Ham's car did not pay off but I guess there is a clause in the contract somewhere, otherwise it makes no sense.
Red Bull: We all hate to see managed races, but what Vettel did at Sepang was the ultimate douche move. You have a deal you stick to it, you don't turn the boost up and pass the guy who had been faster but turned his engine down on order from the team. Once you do that, You don't celebrate like Vettel did at the finish line and you certainly don't go to the press claiming you passed "unintentionally" and you misunderstood orders. Vettel lost many, many fans today. (also, he passed Webber by crossing into the pit lane exit and should probably have been penalized for it)
Pirelli/F1: Seriously, this is starting to smell bad already and we are only two races in. You cannot have a formula 1 where drivers are forced to drive 8/10ths like in endurance of old. If Pirelli has been briefed to engineer tires that would "improve the show" I can guarantee you this is not the show anyone wants to see.
NBC SPORTS: With Bob Varsha back doing commentary, it was like deja vu all over again and not in a good way. Can you really have three "experts" who for more than half the race (the whole race for Matchett, even after he was told) did not realize you do not have to use both tire compounds if the race starts with cars on rain tires? Really? New blood please,
I'm adding bullpen comments from Webber and Vettel as shown by SkySports, after the break. Will three weeks be enough to smooth this over chez Red Bull?