The Axis Of Oversteer infamous "Assie" award was bestowed on a fellow track Day partecipant this past week end at Pocono Raceway. The honor of being chosen as the recipient of the "Axis of Oversteer Assclown Award™" for the first time goes to the mustachioed driver of this aero-modifed Caterham thing.
When queried after the session as to why he did not just move over, the mustachioed one came out with this gem "If this had been a race I would never had let you by" thereby proving himself to be an A#1 USDA prime AssClown. He followed that up with a lame "I never saw you guys" further confirming his adherence of the Wanker credo.
Of course we could have told him that it was NOT a race, or perhaps that if it HAD been a race he might have been nurfed into the sand, or even that once he was out of the way both Stee and myself lapped a full 2 seconds quicker....
Instead we decided, unanimously, to bestow upon him this honor and memento so that he may treasure it forever.
Mr Aero-Caterham, you may one day come to your senses and stop driving like a clueless fool but you will always be the first Axis TrackDay Assclown™, Congratulations.
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Nice! I love this award! ...hope I don't win one myself someday...
ReplyDeleteBeware...anyone is eligible to win an "Assie".....hell we might even bestow honorary ones!
ReplyDeleteNow, what would the hall of fame be named? ...hmmm
I nominate J. Villeneuve for the first honorary Assie.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you guys are really having a great time with open passing and the like. So when are you going to start club racing?
ReplyDeleteJosh, is GoDogGoRacing offering rent-a-race seats now? :)
ReplyDeleteWe could arrange that! Want to come out to CA? I'm sure I can find you a ride if you don't want to drive one of our cars. Might have a Coupe next season too.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, just get yourself to an SCCA race school (it's easy), then go rent a race car (I'll put you in touch with some good guys in the NE), and I'll personally guarantee you'll have more fun than you're having now, or your money back*!
*every bit that you pay to me, of course :-)
It's an old Mallock Sports Racer btw, not a Caterham. Nice video, though!
ReplyDeleteI guess hanging back, and setting up the pass never occurred to you.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah I forgot, you guys don't really race you just like to drive fast and need someone to stick there arm out the window to tell you when to pass.
anonymous sounds like a Bimmerforums know it all nerd... LOL :o)
ReplyDeleteYeah, sometimes it's just not worth getting up at 4AM, hitching up the trailer, driving to the track, prepping the car, suiting up, buying $10/gallon track gas, and promenading around the track. Mr. Ass, my hat is off to you and your dirvng skilz. May you be stuck behind a Subaru 360 on your next outing.
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