April 22, 2015
Mercedes made Ferrari's youngest fan cry.
Dear Bernie, when you said you don't care about young fans...were you just manifesting your douchy public persona or do you really believe it?
Granted, young Vladimir here can't pay for his ticket yet but he sure had race strategies in Bahrain figured out better than most of the 70 year olds you claim to care so much about.
A Russian speaking friend of Axis provided us with a more correct translation that that in the video's subtitles.
— I can’t stand it, let me go, get off of me!
— What happened, baby? Tell your mommy what happened
— Mercedes is too fast again
— Maldonado finished first again
— Mercedes finished first again
— Okay, but who should have finished first?
— Ferrari? How did they finished then?
— Oh my Lord, Ferrari finished second… What i nightmare
— I wanted Ferrari to finish first
— Okay, calm down, don’t worry, they make it next time
— But they are not that fast, and Mercedes is too fast
— Okay, I got it baby
— And they had to put the yellows earlier
— Yellow wheels, so that they could go faster! They got the slow wheels, they should have changed that!
— Okay, they were slow, it’s okay, it’s okay
— But Mercedes is too fast!
You'd think little Vladik would be upset by Danil Kvyat's Red Bull tanking yet again but no, his nightmare was about Ferrari's lack of speed.
And that, in a nutshell, is why Ferrari gets a bigger chunk of the pie than any other team.
Cheer up Vladik, Ferrari is catching up: new aero in Spain and Engine upgrades in Canada!