December 27, 2013

This just happened (or not): Lewis Hamilton releases emo ballad!


I give you the vocal stylings of Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton, MBE with Ana Lou.  A tender ballad about lost love and new beginnings, can a duet with Jacques Villeneuve be far behind?

Of course there's always the chance this may be a joke but in case it isn't:  Nicole, for the love of god, would you just give it to him so he can start driving again and stop moping?


Update: Ha, it WAS a joke, but hey, the comment about Nicole and the moping still stands!







10 comments:

  1. Nothing new Damon Hill had a band not fifteen years ago.

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  2. http://blog.axisofoversteer.com/2011/10/oh-you-cruel-cruel-internets.html


    I'll just leave this here and say this was one of my favorite posts of all time.

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  3. This is better than a lot of the crap I hear on the radio. At least this man has some form of musical talent.

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  4. Jeez. I think Lewis has been spending too many sleepless nights pillow talking, snuggling, and spooning with Roscoe and not Nicole. First a beautiful women giveth, then she taketh away. Didn't Jacque Villeneuve go through a little musical phase where he released a CD back when he was with BAR? I think it sold something like 200 copies. I'd have more respect for Lewis if he could belt out some TOOL type stuff like Schism or something of that ferocity. At the launch party of their 2014 challenger the entire Mercedes Team should hire "The Biebs" to serenade Lewis while everyone does their best Jimi Hendix impression while playing ukuleles. COME ON LEWIS....TOUGHEN UP BUDDY!!!!! YOU'RE A FORMULA ONE WORLD CHAMPION!!! ACT LIKE ONE!!!!!!!!

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  5. Jamie Foxx did it....and it was accepted because 1. he can sing, and 2., he appeals to both sexes for different reasons. Eddie Murphy can sing too, but that didn't go nearly as well (that reggea song with Snoop....oooofa that was forced). For Lewis to release it to the public given his predominantly masculine fan base is an interesting choice. That must be some magic coochie. It should lead to some excellent memes, and pre-season ribbing though. But, if music is something he has a genuine passion for, and he certainly has the means and connections to make something like this happen in relatively short order, what the hell, let the dude try some off season distractions. He certainly knows that many of his fans, and F1/motorsport fans in general are going to tease him about it, and in the circles he travels in, self deprecation doesn't seem to be too much in abundance. Even in spite of the teasing he knows to expect, he did it anyway. My advise: when you drop the video, put Roscoe and Coco in it.....women love puppies

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  6. Lewis just tweeted that its not him and he has no clue who is responsible

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  7. Bummer :) Moping comments stands though

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  8. Great. So F1 closes out 2013 with a Lewis Hamilton hoax? So this whole thing was one of those, "Uh, um, uh, my Twitter account was hacked" kinda moments? I'm flummoxed. Funny thing is I still wanna think it really is Lewis. First time I played this tune for my girl friend....I scored! She even told me that if I kept the tune on permanent 24/7 rotation, she'd even be open to the idea of having a minaj. "You mean a threesome, with another women," I asked? Her response was, "No. A threesome meaning you, me, and a bulldog." Suddenly I soured on the idea. I knew that when it came time for doggy-style, I'd be missing out.

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  9. This really needs to not auto-play when it's on the page...

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